Your idea of a fully realized meal is a protein bar and two sugar-free Red Bulls.
Suddenly, reality crystallizes into our frame of vision.Nothing strikes the fear of God into a party girl like the following question from her adult lover: "When do I get to meet your friends? Isn't that why the temporary instant debit card was created? The absolutely insane texts you get on a regular basis from your friends don't always reflect so kindly on you.Oh yes, you just ADORE a lovely cozy evening in on a Saturday night. Real life example: "Happy Sunday, I just took mushrooms! "You're a little too comfortable in those handcuffs. We are wonderfully impulsive, gorgeously WILD, beautiful and madly sexy girl-creatures who live in the glorious f*cking moment. We drink champagne like it's water and wear fishnet stockings to the office. Until we are disrupted by the cool, cunning touch of love. Two worlds that rarely meet are suddenly staring each other dead in the eye. We don't live in reality; we live in pretty, glitter-adorned bubbles.The saddest part is that even after dutifully looking it up, you still can't quite figure out what the f*ck it is.You never realized how weird your eating habits are until a real grown-up who shops at Whole Foods, and cooks and eats organic comes bursting in your life.Maybe it's because you went so over the top with trying to look like an adult that it looks like a costume? If only they knew the real reason you won't accept their friend request.Or maybe it's because you paired your prim collared shirt with blazingly sexual dark red lipstick and torn tights? It's because your pictures make it look like you’re perpetually buzzed in faux fur, constantly clutching a half-smoked cigarette (which may or may not be true).You should get noticed for what makes you, well, you - because you deserve it.WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING“Want to have ‘hell yes’ first dates?